FREE: A BLONDE MOMENT MYSTERY BOX CHALLENGE

those were funny but vinnie;s blond moment had me laughing I have done that, looked for the wrong car!

well, I'm not really blonde..but I do have lots of naturally white hair only on the part that frames my face. This pic doesn't show it.. but It is really that way.. It looks like had and expensive (can't thank what it is called) dye? highlighting?? job at the salon. :)

I never get to bid on your auctions.. they are always out of reach..and I know if I bid.. I will be out bidded. so.. I have to settle at just looking at the pretty pictures.

Q: What did the blonde say when she walked past the YMCA?
A: Idiots, they spelled Macy's wrong!

Two sisters, a blonde & brunette, are talking about all their ex-boyfriends. The brunette proudly states that she slept with a Brazilian. The blonde stares in awe & yells "you *****! how many is a brazilian??"

I hatruly enjoyed reading your auction jokesm Good lluck to the winner, hope its me.

how do u drive a blonde crazy? put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Oh my goodness...I feel flattered...but then think about it and.....still feel flattered. LOL

Just thought i'd help increase the bids!! Hoping this one will sky rocket :) love the idea, really enjoy reading all the jokes too!

WOO HOOO Sweetie PIE I'm in I'm in.. and I'm not even BLOND LOL

A blonde runs to her neighbors house and says that her house is on fire and she needs to use the phone. She calls 911 and says my house is on fire. The dispatcher says well how do we get there. The blonde says duh, with the big red truck. Great auction.

HERE IS MY BLONDE JOKE:

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Don't have enough credits to bid, but I'm voting for mine! LOL Smiles and sunshine~

OK, blonde joke of mine (I am a blonde).
A blonde was driving down a country road, and as she was driving along she noticed something out in a wheat field. She pulls over, looks, and sees a blonde sitting in a kayak and rowing with an oar. She puts her hands on her hips, shakes her head, and yells at the top of her lungs, "It's blondes like you that give us other blondes a bad reputation, and if I knew how to swim I'd come out there and kick your A**!" There ya go!!

no problem, I just wanted to share one. We just moved into our first home, and we haven't had internet for 4 days!!!!!! Ugh, no Listia was killing me! LOL.

Oh, Vinnie, I love your auctions! LOL It's too funny, because the last time I talked to you I told you I couldn't do your treasure hunt game. I couldn't even get past the first clue because I'm blonde. So, I'm going to try and conquer this one! Here it goes:
There were 3 blonde sisters named Sarah, Sherri, and Sam! They were all sitting at the kitchen table drinking tea when Sarah decided she wanted to watch some tv. She sat down on the couch, grabbed the controller, and then sat there puzzled. With a puzzled look on her face she asked herself, "Was I turning the tv off or on?....Was I turning the tv off? Or on?". Sherri decided it was getting late and wanted to get changed into her pajamas. She walked upstairs and started to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she stopped and stood there half dressed. Standing there puzzled she asked herself, "Was I getting undressed or dressed?....Was I getting undressed?...Or dressed?". Sami could hear her sisters from the kitchen and just shook her head. She said to herself, "I'm so glad I don't walk around acting blonde like my sisters", then knocked on wood. "Was that the front door or the back door?"!

LOL I enjoyed reading through this page. As you can tell, I'm not even close to blonde (no disrespect for the blondes whatsoever tho). Here's a few I like....

#1) What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back!

#2) Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
Answer: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

oops, there's my blonde moment! I meant "throWs" lolll

HAHAHAHA! Beverly had me rolling! That's some great stuff:) SO FUNNY!! I'll be back for more~

cute love the jokes

okay - I'm in now on the bidding!

I'm blonde, too, and I'll listen to the guys telling their little blonde jokes for a while, then I'll share my two favorite blonde jokes with them:

You know why blonde jokes are so short?
So MEN can remember them!

AND

Three blondes walking on the beach find a genie's lamp and rub it. The genie appears and say he's allowed to grant three wishes, so they each get one wish.
First blonde is tired of blonde jokes, so asks for her IQ to be increased by 50 points. POOF! She turns into a brunette.
Second blonde is tired of blonde jokes, but doesn't want to be brunette, so asks for her IQ to be increased by 100 points. POOF! She turns into a redhead.
Third bonde is tired of blonde jokes, but doesn't want to be brunette or redhead, so asks for her IQ to be DECREASED by 100 points. POOF! She turns into a MAN!


hehehe - not ALL blondes are dumb blondes - lol!

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Looks like you have some fun auctions! Way to go Vinie! :)

Why wouldn't the blonde turn on the light when she used the bathroom?

She didn't want to wake the "sleeping pills" in the medicine cabinet. :)

Oh My Goodness! Blond moments guys! Like; I couldn't find my sunglasses and they were on top of my head! Real funny things! Does anyone have any of those moments they can remember.....

lol and I'm done with making fun of my fellow blonde sisters for awhile lol

BLONDE TERMINOLOGY

Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
Genital -- non-Jewish
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coat hook
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small tablet
Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumor -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* ***** in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

A blonde opened a box of Cheerios and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer

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