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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.

The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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a blonde and a brunette walks around a park. the brunette says "look a DEAD bird!" the blonde looks up.

Fanned and watching.

Alright....

On the evening of my honeymoon my new husband proceeded to take off his pants and told me to put them on. I did and said "These are too big for me I will never fit into them." To which he replied..."The sooner you realize that the better off things will be." I thought about it for a minute and then proceeded to take off my underwear and told him to put them on. He got them up to his knees and then said "I will never get into these." To which I replied..."And you never will until you change you attitude!"

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there were 3 nuns that were waiting to talk with the priest. 1st one went in the confessional and " forgive me, Father, for I had sinned. I looked at a mans private part" Father said, " Say 10 Hail Mary's and put some Holy water on your eyelids". 2nd nun went in , she came out and washed her hands in the Holy water. 3rd nun saw them and said "since you guys did that, if you think I'm putting that water in my mouth, you must be nuts!"

ok yall we are up to $41 now

How do u get a one armed blonde out of a tree ? you wave at her

Lady is visiting with her friends b4 she gets married for the 4th time. When asked what her husbands did for a living she replied. !st one worked for the bank, 2nd one worked for the circus, third one worked the funeral home, 4th one is a mortician. 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, 4 to go. Get it? haha

Knock Knock: who`s there? Boo: Boo who? You don't have to cry it`s just a knocki knock joke.

I just figured I would give you a good laugh I have another one that will make you laugh so hard you will fall out of your chair but its really long. If you want to read it let me know. :-)

So I'm at Wal-Mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it

lol and haha and yeh yeh now how much is it

Watching (Watcher #39).

may i ask how much is on the card now then i will think of a joke

lol ok

How do you kill a blonde? put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and tell her to smell it.

lol up to $31

why do women live longer then men? shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

ok now $29

Two babies are in the hospital nursery, first baby looks over at the second says what are you? Baby says Im a gril! First baby says how do you know! Second baby says b/c my mommy said so! Second baby says to the first well what are you? The first baby say's im a boy! Second baby says how do you know? First baby throws back the blanket and says BLUE BOOTIES!!!

up to $27 now

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well here is a joke i think.

my wife got naked and asked me to "show her a good time." so i showed her photos of me with my friends before we got married.