FREE: Squirt Vader (Darth's Secret Son)

The listing, Squirt Vader (Darth's Secret Son) has ended.

The cat is out of the bag! Yes...it's true! Old Darth Vader had a third kid. Leah & Luke were not alone. They have a little (VERY little) brother, and his name is Squirt!

Now...I know how shocked you are to hear this. I was the only person who was aware of this scandal, and I just couldn't keep the secret any longer. So....now you know....and I feel much better.

Ladies and germs...I present to you...SQUIRT! Darth named him that because he's such a runt! He is, after all, only 7" tall. However....the force is strong within him, and if YOU own him...the force will be with you, too.

All you have to do is be the highest bidder...and he's YOURS!

He has taught me the ways of the force. That's why I can now let him go! Yes....I, old Doodlebug, am now a Jedi......and I'm telling you to BID.....BID OFTEN....and BID HIGH! Otherwise, well....you'll suffer the consequences! If you start feeling like something is choking you....hit that bid button.

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