FREE: Photo Spoofs

The listing, Photo Spoofs has ended.

The winner will email me their photo with instructions and I will email the finished picture back.
Can't think of anything? Just send me a picture of the subject and I can offer fun creative suggestions.
These make great gifts. Everybody gets a kick out of them.
I also do any manner of digital plastic surgery, dental repair, and physical enhancement. Guaranteed painless.
I can subtract offending matter as well, such as zits, stains, mullets, rust, ex-husbands, etc,...
Do you have a great photo of yourself from yesteryear but your hairstyle was tragically stylish? Let's see what I can do.
Did they get the date wrong on your birth certificate? Forget to send you that diploma?
Your old man beat you again but you didn't get to a camera fast enough? Send me the pix and I'll bring those bruises back to their original glory.
Whatever. lol Use your imagination.
Morally pliant.
Fast and discreet.
Entertainment purposes only- not for illicit use, blah-blah-blah, etc, etc,...
Due to the bizarre number of people who win these auctions and never get around to sending me a photo, I must now insist on a 7 day, non-refundable, deadline, per Listia's general rules. I'm not about to keep a sales log to track the Listians to whom I owe these services from months past.
Thank you.