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Description

The listing, Pole Dancer Alarm Clock has ended.

Up for auction is a pole dancer alarm clock. Wakes you up to a spinning pole dancer, music and a flashing light effect!

So the story of this is that I bought this for my husband as a gag gift and told him that he could watch her anytime he wanted and he was even allowed to throw money at her if he wanted. LOL.

I am offering free shipping on this auction in the US only. Sorry, no Intl shipping or shipping to Canada. Please let me know your information within 3 days so I can get this out to you. Check out my other auctions. As always, feel free to ask any questions you may have.

Questions & Comments

I guess you know that if I lose this I will have to buy a stripper pole for the bedroom and start dancing .

Jan 6th, 2011 at 1:27:06 PM PST by

Just make sure that your husband stops by the bank on his way home from work!!! lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 2:03:49 PM PST by

O Yea!!!!!

Jan 4th, 2011 at 9:51:54 PM PST by

lol

Jan 5th, 2011 at 12:20:19 PM PST by

Fred , Barney needs you to go bowling with him for around 35 hours . Bam Bam Bam !

Jan 5th, 2011 at 6:57:46 AM PST by

That was a good one!!! lol

Jan 5th, 2011 at 12:20:30 PM PST by

Would have loved to get this for my fiance for his birthday,too bad you only ship to the US and not to Canada.But regardless you have a great auction item !!

Jan 5th, 2011 at 12:20:26 PM PST by

Thanks! I would love to ship to Canada but I dont know anything about the shipping there so I will look into it and maybe offer shipping to Canada one day so fan me and keep checking in.

Jan 5th, 2011 at 12:54:15 PM PST by

OMG FoxyLadyMe you have me rolling on the floor you are to funny !!!! Yes 1 more day to the fun begins every one sit back and relax because it is going to be a bumpy ride...

Jan 5th, 2011 at 3:38:38 PM PST by

I am glad that for once I dont have to sit at the computer and have a heart attack cause someone is outbidding me. lol

Jan 5th, 2011 at 8:03:53 PM PST by

And let the games begin..... I should say bidding begin....LOL....

Jan 5th, 2011 at 5:24:44 PM PST by

I cant wait to see this!!! lol

Jan 5th, 2011 at 8:05:00 PM PST by

I dont have enough credits to bid but I am definitely going to be watching!! Mostly just for the comments!! Haha! Yall are too funny!!
Great auction!!

Jan 5th, 2011 at 9:46:05 PM PST by

Wish you could bid but thanks for the nice comment. :)

Jan 5th, 2011 at 9:51:18 PM PST by

O Yea and let the Countdown Begin.......

Jan 6th, 2011 at 4:38:17 AM PST by

Only 14 hours away.......

Jan 6th, 2011 at 4:47:52 AM PST by

8 hours now , lol . Maybe a dinosaur stepped on Fred .

Jan 6th, 2011 at 10:21:28 AM PST by

Oh no!! lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 10:26:41 AM PST by

Get datdamsmoke out of my eyes ! lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 10:25:03 AM PST by

Haha! I seen the username and I was like---it seems like I have said that before. lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 10:27:36 AM PST by

You Guys are killing me...LOL

Jan 6th, 2011 at 11:38:49 AM PST by

I know. This has been the most fun auction I have ever had. I dont want it to end. lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 11:43:26 AM PST by

Me either and I'm not even participating!!!
This is awesome. Most definitely the best auction listed and commented on!!!
:D
@Foxy you are soo funny! You should try doing stand-up comedy!!
Bet you'd be a riot!!!

Jan 6th, 2011 at 11:49:05 AM PST by

She is really funny! I am definately a fan!

Jan 6th, 2011 at 12:35:34 PM PST by

lol

Jan 4th, 2011 at 2:25:56 PM PST by

Jan 4th, 2011 at 2:52:33 PM PST by

Don't worry FoxyLadyMe I will give you Visitation Rights when I Win......LOL....

Jan 6th, 2011 at 3:36:38 PM PST by

Hahaha. I love this auction. lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 4:43:13 PM PST by

Uh oh, yall.. check it out!!
Theres a new bidder in town!! dun dun dun!!! ;)

Jan 6th, 2011 at 5:17:16 PM PST by

Wonder if they know what they are getting themselves into? lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 5:41:16 PM PST by

One hour left. Hurry and get your bids in!

Jan 6th, 2011 at 5:49:19 PM PST by

Welcome aboard and join the fun( sillyangel) The more the Merrier....

Jan 6th, 2011 at 5:53:40 PM PST by

Thats right. Join the fun. It has definatley been fun and all of you are welcome back at my auctions any time. :)

Jan 6th, 2011 at 5:57:36 PM PST by

I wounder what to Fred I hope he is alright....

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:12:25 PM PST by

I know. Maybe he didnt have enough credits for the challenge he made. lol. He is bidding on one of my other auctions. Maybe he decided he wanted the flowers more. lol

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:33:49 PM PST by

Haha Now that is Funny!!!!!

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:36:11 PM PST by

Looks like I need to get that stripper pole , lol . not enough credits .

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:44:57 PM PST by

This has been so much fun .

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:45:35 PM PST by

My brakes went out on the flintstone Car and my feet are sore but ya'll go go go

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:45:56 PM PST by

Lets give Shana a real good time get those bids up there or do I have too

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:47:03 PM PST by

Hey Shan contact me I know where to get another one

Jan 6th, 2011 at 6:48:21 PM PST by

My husband likes this!

Dec 30th, 2010 at 7:12:05 AM PST by

It is a cute little thing. I took it out to make sure it worked and I was like OMG that it just too funny. And to think that someone actually thought of the idea. lol

Dec 30th, 2010 at 8:54:12 AM PST by

Cute ,lol

Dec 27th, 2010 at 8:22:27 PM PST by

Thanks!

Dec 27th, 2010 at 9:08:01 PM PST by

I would love to give this to my husband .

Dec 27th, 2010 at 8:23:39 PM PST by

I asked my husband if he wanted to keep it and he said no. The correct answer would have been--I have you, I dont need that. lol

Dec 27th, 2010 at 9:08:52 PM PST by

oh this is so cool

Dec 28th, 2010 at 4:14:35 AM PST by

It is very cute. Thanks

Dec 28th, 2010 at 8:42:19 AM PST by

lol

Dec 28th, 2010 at 7:50:03 AM PST by

It made me giggle too. Thanks for stopping by.

Dec 28th, 2010 at 8:42:05 AM PST by

This is too cute.

Dec 28th, 2010 at 8:42:32 PM PST by

It is really cute. Thanks for stopping by. I hope you bid.

Dec 28th, 2010 at 8:46:37 PM PST by

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