FREE: WITLESS PROTECTION (Full Screen Edition) (2008) - Larry the Cable Guy - brand new in shrinkwrap

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Larry portrays a small-town deputy with dreams of becoming an FBI agent. When he spies a woman (Ivana Milicevic) in the company of sinister-looking, Men in Black types, he rescues the "damsel in dee-stress." However, she is a government-protected witness en route to Chicago to testify in a sensational trial of Enron proportions.

Brand new in factory seal. Rated PG-13.
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