The listing, WOW! -ASTRO LITE- Light up YOUR life! NEW!! has ended.
SHAZAM!
It's a MIRACLE! And then...there was LIGHT!
That's right, folks...this is probably THE most amazing invention ever made! AND.....YOU can own it .....for only a few, measly credits! Be the first in your neighborhood to own this prized piece of lighting. It's called......ASTRO LITE.....YEAAAAAA!
It's amazing....it's incredible...it's stupendous...it's unbelievable...it's...it's...it's....well...it's a downright MIRACLE! Never before has such a briliiant piece of engineering been offered to mankind. I'm just at a loss for words to discribe this. You can clip it on anything...a book, your ear (makes a great earring), your cat's collar, your kid's hair....ANYTHING!
Yes, it's BRAND NEW...still in the original bubble package...with batteries! AND, instructions! That's right....you read it correctly....it even has INSTRUCTIONS!
This is the sweetest deal of all time! And all you have to do is BID!
To sweeten the pot....I'm even going to ship it for FREEEEEEE!