FREE: OKAY! What do you know...Another $5.00 Amazon gift code!

The listing, OKAY! What do you know...Another $5.00 Amazon gift code! has ended.

Yes, yeeees, YES! (I'll have what she's having!)
A climactic listing yet again!
The epitome, the apex, the paramount standard to which all gift cards must aspire...
And it can be yours...to have and to hold dear....
redeeming to your heart's content...
but only if you are the clever, the skilled, the master-listian among the huddled masses yearning to bid freely.....
Bid now.....or know the cowardess of clowns and neophyte Non-bidders, the terrible turmolt of the timid, the mindless mediocrity of the methodless minion and moronic masses.
Bid and bid now......bid, as if your life depended on it...as if the virtue of your mother was in jeopardy and your children's very souls were at risk.
Bid, before it is too late!

As always, should you or any of your Bidding Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This listing will self-destruct in three days. Good Luck.

Sorry, code is not valid outside the US.