FREE: Gas-Passing ***** Alarm Clock

The listing, Gas-Passing ***** Alarm Clock has ended.

Brand New In Box with new batteries!
F<3rting Alarm Clock. Alarm "poots" out the tune of "Reveille"
**May consider free shipping in US for a GOOD GIN Offer ONLY**

Now, the important stuff-

If you don't like my price, item or listing, don't watch it or bid on it. Someone else will.

If you leave rude, inappropriate or otherwise insulting comments on my listing, I will just block you, so don't waste my time or yours. Please DO NOT BID if you are not going to follow through. Please ask any questions prior to bidding, as I will not refund your credits because you decided you didn't want it or didn't read the details of the listing.
If you do not provide your LISTIA VERIFIED shipping address within 7 days of the auction end, your credits will be forfeited, and I will relist the item.

I **WILL** gladly combine shipping if you win more than one item within 3 days of each other. Just contact me after winning for total.

I ship ALL items with tracking for my safety and yours, so you will know that the item is on the way

If you are outside the US, please contact me with your location prior to bidding so I can let you know the exact shipping cost and there will be no surprises. I will use the safest method possible with international tracking, even if it is more expensive than other options, just to make sure the item gets to you, so please don't ask me to ship cheaper. I accept PayPal and US Postal Money Orders for payment of these shipping costs

Thanks for looking, and don't hesitate to contact me with any questions! :-)