FREE: 5 Raunchy Toilet Valentine Cards 5.47" X 8.52"

The listing, 5 Raunchy Toilet Valentine Cards 5.47" X 8.52" has ended.

My art and photography have gone to a new level of strange, horrible and grotesque. OMG!

Don't worry, This scat-tastrophy is only peanut butter! LOL
No Mr. Hankeys were harmed in the creation of these absurd greeting cards.

Does your sweetheart have a filthy sense of humor?
This comedy is made of poop, sweetie (fake poo anyway!)
Maybe you're just the master Cupid of shock and disgusting silliness. Just be sure not to send it to someone who would freak out and call you a creep. You might get slapped. These cards are sure to get a reaction.

I originally made them for an anti-romance Valentines Day party gag. They got constant giggles all night. They were tweeted and posted on facebook immediately by partiers who just had to share with their loved ones.

Be sure this V-day is memorable. Bid on these for your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, concubine, harlot, or even a co-worker who won't have you fired for inappropriate behavior.

This offensive little bundle contains 5 oversized two sided cards.
Glossy color front, matte black and white back.
Plain white envelopes included
with 5 cute, deceptive stickers for envelope seals
(hearts, strawberry, cupcake, ice cream cone.)