FREE: Retro-Style Apron - Very Sexy!

The listing, Retro-Style Apron - Very Sexy! has ended.

This apron is a very cute tribute to retro/mid-century styles and prints.

Apron has never been worn (other than to post photos.)

Pictures #4 and #5 are closest to actual colors.

Would be very cute as an actual apron......

OR...if you are feeling frisky...

It would be a ridiculously sexy frock for the bedroom....just imagine...

You: Trailing a feather duster slowly and suggestively up the length of your legs as you give your best "come hither" look...nothing on underneath but a sexy pair of boy-short thongs...or perhaps a vintage garter with a pair of nude seam-in thigh-highs..., a pair of retro stilettos, a string of pearls caressing your collar bone..,

Your Frisky Friend: Drooling. Ready to devour you.

You: Prepare to be devoured.

I know- I should be writing trashy novels, but instead I am posting on Listia. (c=

SWEETEN THE DEAL BONUS!!!

I will be including a complimentary pair of cute faux-pearl earrings (never worn)

OR

If you are not interested in the earrings, you have the option of a functional-yet-bedroom-appropriate feather duster.


Meow....

This apron will be fabulous on women's sizes 1 through 10.

I personally think this apron is meant for someone a tad smaller than me (I am a curvy size 10 - see pictures #6 and#7 to see what it looks like on me.)

I DEFINITELY DO NOT SUGGEST BIDDING ON THIS APRON IF YOU ARE LARGER THAN A WOMEN'S SIZE 10.