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I was getting dressed into my pajamas for a colder night in front of my 2 year old. It was cold. I was cold. It showed by ummmm my headlights were sticking out if you females get that one. All of a sudden he starts screaming mommy mommy what happened what happened mommy!!! Mommmmmyyyyyyy!!!!!! What Happened!!!!!!! He was pointing to my cold nips. Ahahahaha bless him.

Why did tigger look in the toilet?

what else , he was looking for Pooh!

sorry that is my favorite joke

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. How’d you die? the first man asks the second.
I froze to death, says the second man. That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death? asks the first.
It’s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping.
How did you die? says the second. I had a heart attack, says the first guy. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly.
I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second man shakes his head. That’s so ironic he says. What do you mean? asks the first man If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.

Great auction...here a few games I have done if this helps...name three kids songs or stories...no repeats from other comments,funniest joke or story ever heard or told ....I'll be back to bid and play....if you post a gin let me know:)

Ah I tried to bid but I don't have enough anymore . The best story is the church boy :)

the bonus for the card is a stuffed purse

remember the winner of my auction gift card also gets a stuffed purse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Still a second prize coming for a 2nd good story or joke 8 min left and to whoever wins the giftcard auction your getting a nice stuffed purse with new items

Still a second prize coming for a 2nd good story or joke 8 min left and to whoever wins the giftcard auction your getting a nice stuffed purse with new items

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? inquired the teacher with a sneer.
Well, actually I don’t, said the student, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.

to the winner of the gift card auction this will be nice very nice things stuffed in the very cute purse to who ever wins

so we had a winner maybe we can have another well see if any more top that for a second prize that ill pic at the end privately

tripletsmomof7 you are the winner of the jewelry private message me your address congrats

Nice auction girlfriend! im outta credits now! boo hoo! will look for more from you soon!

Of course I think mines the best but since that wouldn't be right to vote for my self, my vote goes to tripletsmomof7.

the bonus with the card is a stuffed purse and the prize for the best story or joke is jewelry

I like tripletsmomof7.

and the game prize for best story or joke will be jewelry

How do we vote?

ok at 30 min before it ends yall vote on best story

Who ever wins the best story gets the prize !!!!!!!!!!!!!

My daughter was shopping with her 6 yr old son Carmyne and her 20 month old daughter Juliana. They were going down an aisle when Juliana picked up a box of Dora fruit snacks and without asking put them in the cart. A short time later Carmyne picked an item off the shelf and asked if he could get it, Juliana yelled NO and took the package from him and went to it back on the shelf. When Carmyne went to get it she grabbed it off the shelf and ran screaming NO!!

F/W

ok people lets get this going its a 50.00 gift card and extras start biddin lets have some fun

I know

hey amanda what are some things you like

(We WERE a specialty bookstore but have gone the way of many others and are liquidating stock, with the only thing not discounted being rare or signed editions in a locked glass cabinet. Whilst most books are massively discounted, we also have a basket of books with minor shelf damage with a sign that states they are damaged and therefore customers are welcome to take a free one with any purchase. A customer approaches with a handful of them.)

Customer: “I’d like a discount on these. They’re damaged.”

Me: “Well, everything’s pretty much discounted. It doesn’t get much cheaper than $1 a book. Even so, they’re free if you purchase another item.”

Customer: “So, all the damaged books are free?”

Me: “Yes, if you purchase another book with them.”

Customer: “I’ll be right back.”

(He leaves his stack on the counter and I help other customers when I notice a cracking sound. He triumphantly returns to the counter, shoving other customers out of the way saying he was there first. I look over his shoulder to see he’s broken the latch on the rare book display to force it open as he slams a leather bound book signed by Neil Gaiman AND Terry Pratchett on the counter, cracking the hardcover.)

Customer: “All the damaged books are free, right?”

(You really don’t want to know what some of the other customers did…)

Glad you picked a game,I wont participate in the actual game of trying to win but I will randomly come back and post a joke or story.

heres the game .no repeats from other comments name ,funniest joke or story ever heard or told for bonus and then you all can vote after the first 10 who gets the prize and if it goes well well do it again