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FREE: Grow a Date!!!

Grow a Date!!!
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The listing, Grow a Date!!! has ended.


Ya know, this is a cool concept.

Every guy wants a woman that's not high maintenance. This is about as easy as it gets right here. You open the package, give her some water, and she's happy. She grows. That's her thing.

She doesn't want to be added to your bank account. She doesn't need conversation. She won't want you to adopt a puppy and give it a silly name. No shopping trips, and hey, she won't steal your 'tater chips when you're not looking...

In the grand scheme of things, I'd call this a "Grow a Cougar Date" because she's been in there a while. I know this gal will make someone very happy!!

Good luck bidders, and happy dating!!!
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Come on watchers... This poor gal is laying next to the Grow a Zombie feeling pretty darn rejected, thinking to herself, "How did THAT guy get bids and I didn't?!? I'm wearing a bikini and obviously have a big heart!!! He's green and just slobbers!!"
Mar 8th, 2014 at 8:03:36 AM PST by
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Would make a great gift for my brother. lol
Mar 9th, 2014 at 11:49:05 AM PDT by

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