LOL...I think there is green grass & you don't have to wear puffy clothing to keep warm or use a gallon of face moistureizer a day. We have taken a beating in the northern tier this year but the cold has helped get rid of invasive species in our flora & fauna so i 'll take one for mother nature this year.
It got a lot colder here in south Louisiana than usual this year, but I would rather be a little cold than so hot you feel like you are going to melt. Fanned and watching!!!