The listing, FUNNY Humor Window Hangers (SET OF 12) - Attitude Quotes on Suction Clings - Perfect for the Office! has ended.
WARNING - adult humor! Tell them how you REALLY feel with these hilarious sayings on suction hangers! Ideal for flat, smooth surfaces - windows, computer monitors, etc.
This set is a special collection perfect for the office. Seriously, it's all the things you WISH you could say to the boss or office jerk. Each piece is bright, colorful and eye-catching... they won't go unnoticed! Hoard 'em for yourself or pass them out to co-workers and brighten everyone's day...
Winner will receive ALL 12 PIECES exactly as shown. Each hanger features a different saying, including:
• Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
• I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
• Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
• Hello, my name is Jack Squat. Don't expect too much out of me.
• And just how may I screw you over today?
• And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be?
• The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
• My job is secure. No one else wants it.
• Yes, it does hurt when I smile.
• When I snap, you'll be the first to go.
• Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Each diamond shape measures 2" square and is made of plastic (feels sort of like a guitar pick, almost).
BRAND NEW CONDITION. All pieces are unused, still on their original tags. A Novelty, Inc. product. Some minimal surface wear exists from storage.
♥ FREE SHIPPING (verified addresses in continental USA only) via USPS First Class.