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The listing, Urban Decays's Glinda-The dreams of the perfect makeup people live on. has ended.

Urban Decay's Glinda- Just the name makes me sigh. Urban Decay- You know it is quality. Glinda- a beautiful palette with 6 luminous shadows. Rockstar eyeliner- the shade that makes you a groupie in minutes. The lip- super saturated lip color that will make you lips feel drenched with moisture and gorgeous color.
The eye colors are amazing!: Glinda is a light and ethereal collection including shimmery purple, iridescent white, and gold and silver shimmer;
*Tornado-Deep purple with hints of pink
*AURA- Iridescent white with blue shift/Iridescent white with red shift
*Magic-Pinkish purple with a golden shimmer
*Illusion-Pale peach satin
*Oz-Gold with gold glitter/Silver with silver glitter
*South-Warm pale gray shimmer with silver micro-glitter

You will never look at makeup the same.
This is a 21 day auction. I will not lower days, nor consider a GIN
There is a way to get some extras- I just love to give extras.
If someone posts a joke in the comments, I will 1 product that day. There will 1 item added regardless of how many jokes- but if there are a lot, I may add a bigger item.They may from single samples (I will give 2 single samples as 1 item), deluxe samples, or full size.
So please- Make me laugh!!
https://www.facebook.com/usaztek

Now the not as fun things..

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All products are new/never tested nor swatched unless I specify otherwise.

**If you bid and then change your mind I do not do buyer's remorse. You WILL forfeit those credits, as per Listia rules.**

If there is a problem with the order when you receive it, please contact me before starting a dispute. I like all my bidders to be happy with their experience, so I will do everything I can to make it right. Thank you :)

I ship a couple times a week- with tracking.

Happy Bidding!

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Questions & Comments

The Tin man is going to have some color!:)

May 21st, 2014 at 8:35:15 PM PDT by

That is always a good thing- just as long as it not a rusty color :)

May 22nd, 2014 at 5:41:01 AM PDT by

There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently gotten married. The local news station decided to interview her. The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.

"This isn't my first husband, so it's not much different than the others," she replied with a smile.

"Oh? How many husbands have you had?" the interviewer inquired. "This one will be my fourth," she replied.

"I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40s to a circus performer. After that I married a preacher."

"What does your current husband do?"

"Oh he's a funeral director."

The interviewer laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities.

"It always made sense to me," she replied. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Jun 9th, 2014 at 11:37:51 PM PDT by

LOL- I have never heard this one before..

Jun 10th, 2014 at 4:09:25 AM PDT by

Im a bartender, mine tend to be not raunchy but hinted at... If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird brings black babies what brings no babies? Think about it.........a little swallow!

May 23rd, 2014 at 1:47:40 PM PDT by

HA!!! Love it. I know I cannot post my favorite joke- I will on my Facebook page!

May 23rd, 2014 at 3:19:52 PM PDT by

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May 24th, 2014 at 4:44:28 PM PDT by

Really cute- made me laugh, but it crosses that line just a touch. Please don't be offended by my hiding it- it was amusing- but I don't want to risk any issues :)

May 24th, 2014 at 5:28:48 PM PDT by

I cannot update but potential is still there for more-- 200 watchers, 50,000, a joke today, 75k, and 100k.. so there is the chance for 5 more items and 100,000 is awesome!

Jun 11th, 2014 at 4:56:52 AM PDT by

How do you make Holy water? Boil the Hell out of it.

Jun 7th, 2014 at 5:09:43 PM PDT by

Ha!

Jun 7th, 2014 at 6:13:47 PM PDT by

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Jun 7th, 2014 at 5:11:49 PM PDT by

:) Love it ! I will add something in a few!

Jun 7th, 2014 at 6:13:14 PM PDT by

A man and his wife were going through a financial hardship. After looking at all the options, the wife says, I will go out tonight on the street to earn some extra. The husband laughed and so go for it- but you will not make anything.

So she does out for a couple hours and her husband asked "well, did you make anything?" She said "yup- $41.10"

He said- "who gave you the $.10?)
She replied:
EVERYONE :)

Jun 10th, 2014 at 4:18:28 AM PDT by

waiting waiting waiting lol 2 min and counting

Jun 11th, 2014 at 5:48:15 PM PDT by

wow good job :) nice turn out girl

Jun 11th, 2014 at 5:26:45 PM PDT by

hi my dear, get that label ready, this babys come home to mama lol

Jun 11th, 2014 at 3:26:46 PM PDT by

Oh, good luck- I love to send it to you <3

Jun 11th, 2014 at 5:05:05 PM PDT by

My favorite clean joke (Kid safe) Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!

Jun 5th, 2014 at 8:11:16 PM PDT by

I love word play jokes-- awesome!

Jun 6th, 2014 at 8:47:55 AM PDT by

I love this pallet. I really want one. Most beautiful shades. That eyeliner/lip liner is stunning!

Jun 11th, 2014 at 1:36:28 AM PDT by

It is-- Good luck! I would love to send one to all of you!!
♥♡♥ ♥♡♥ ♥♡♥ ♥♡♥

Jun 11th, 2014 at 4:27:28 AM PDT by

Awesome auction

Jun 10th, 2014 at 2:11:35 PM PDT by

Thank you so much!!

Jun 10th, 2014 at 3:45:08 PM PDT by

Jun 10th, 2014 at 7:44:38 AM PDT by

Double the laughs- You would be awesome to hang around with!

Jun 10th, 2014 at 8:00:42 AM PDT by

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office? I can clearly see you're nuts!

May 31st, 2014 at 6:03:28 AM PDT by

Literal LOL-- I will definitely be adding one- and I think I am one behind-- so 2..

May 31st, 2014 at 10:29:32 AM PDT by

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! :-)

Jun 9th, 2014 at 11:21:35 PM PDT by

DoubleGroan!

Jun 10th, 2014 at 4:10:09 AM PDT by

AWESOME auction! You always have the best stuff! I've only be fortunate enough to win a few, but I'm really keeping my fingers crossed on this one! Already a fan & definitely watching!!!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Jun 7th, 2014 at 5:05:33 PM PDT by

I have never heard that one-- thank you!!

Jun 7th, 2014 at 6:14:42 PM PDT by

What do you call a blind dinosaur???? .......
......doyouthinkhesaurus?

Jun 6th, 2014 at 1:06:21 PM PDT by

That was another literal LOL!!! Love it!

Jun 6th, 2014 at 1:15:21 PM PDT by

this palette is awesome! I have it in my personal collection along with the bad witch one & this one is the BEST out of them both! NICE AUCTION!!!!

Jun 8th, 2014 at 8:09:01 PM PDT by

Thank you-- I love a PSA!!

Jun 8th, 2014 at 8:52:21 PM PDT by

Superb auction as always! :)

Jun 4th, 2014 at 10:25:21 AM PDT by

Thank you- it is a beautiful palette!

Jun 4th, 2014 at 11:38:04 AM PDT by

Try to picture the monkey as curious george. 3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, "What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?" Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. They gathered an elephant and a giant cork together in a cage. The first scientist said, "I'm not putting the cork up there." The second scientist said, "I'm not putting the cork up there." The third scientist said, "Let's train a monkey to do it." So they got a monkey and trained him to the task. The monkey entered the cage and inserted the cork. A month went by, and on the last day of the month the scientist gathered with a reporter to document the event. The first scientist said, "I'm not going to pull that cork out." The second scientist said, "Well I'm not going to do it." The third scientist said, "Let's train the monkey to do it." So they showed the monkey what to do and sent him into the cage. The monkey pulled out the cork and there was crap everywhere. The reporter walked up to the scientists and asked what they had learned. The first scientist said, "All I saw was a whole lot of crap." The second scientist said, "I am amazed by the giant amounts of crap." The third scientist said, "All I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in."

Jun 4th, 2014 at 4:17:50 AM PDT by

Ha! Awesome..

Jun 4th, 2014 at 4:30:13 AM PDT by

So how about a waterproof mascera? Or black or brown waterproof eyeliner?
Wish list - the above, bronzer, eye makeup brushes....the ones with the bristles not sponge tip, and one of those sponge makeup applicators for foundation..they are in the shape of a rain drop. Well there you have it Santa Claus.....I have tried to be a very good girl this year.....that counts, right? :-)

Jun 4th, 2014 at 4:11:23 AM PDT by

Let me see what I can do :)
How about Le Stylo Waterproof Lancome eyeliner in Minuit- no box, never used. I have one I bought at the same time and LOVE it...

Jun 4th, 2014 at 4:35:56 AM PDT by

Q: What did Dorothy sing after she slipped?

A: "Somewhere over the sprained toe!"

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 9:25:28 PM PDT by

Ha- LOVE it-- will add something in a bit :)

Jun 4th, 2014 at 3:55:42 AM PDT by

Great auction. love this. fw:)

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 9:22:19 PM PDT by

Thank you!! Fanning back:)

Jun 4th, 2014 at 3:55:58 AM PDT by

Interesting auctions!

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 7:29:22 PM PDT by

Thank you- it is a lot of fun!

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 7:42:02 PM PDT by

He sees an 8 year old kid walk by with some duct-tape and yells, "Hey kid! What you doin with that duct-tape?" The kid answers, "I'm gonna go catch some ducks!" The farmer thinks to himself, "well that's not really what duct-tape is for but let's let the kid have some fun." A couple hours later, the kid returns with two ducks caught in the duct-tape. "That's amazing!", the farmer thinks. And the kid walks off. Next day, around the same time, farmer's sitting on his porch, and the kid walks by with some chicken wire. The farmer yells, "Hey kid! What you doin with that chicken wire?" The kid replies, " I'm gonna go catch some chickens!" The farmer thinks to himself, "Well that's not what chicken wire is for, but he did have luck with that duct tape. Let's see what he can do today." A couple hours later, kid comes back with three chickens caught in the chicken wire. The farmer is amazed! "This kid's got a gift.", he thinks to himself. Next day around the same time, farmer's sitting on his porch waiting, when finally the kid walks by. Farmer yells, "Hey kid! What you got today?" Kid replies, "***** willows!" Farmer says, " Alright, I'm coming with you!"

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 4:36:50 AM PDT by

Ha!! Love it!

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 5:35:26 AM PDT by

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says: "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 4:18:35 AM PDT by

*grin* Love it!!!

Jun 3rd, 2014 at 5:36:04 AM PDT by

Love it, f&w.

Jun 2nd, 2014 at 4:50:09 PM PDT by

Thank you!!

Jun 2nd, 2014 at 4:53:10 PM PDT by

What a fun idea. :-D

Jun 1st, 2014 at 6:15:23 PM PDT by

Thank you-- we have a couple more days!!Let;s get those bids up :)

Jun 1st, 2014 at 6:46:20 PM PDT by

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