FREE: 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides -softcover entertainment

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Synopsis:

Cleverly whimsical yet oddly informative, Oatmeal.com is an immensely popular site full of comics, quizzes and stories. This collection presents classic favorites as well as all-new hilarity with any never-before-seen comics, such as 8 Reasons to Keep a Canadian as a Pet, 6 Reasons Man's Nipples Are Awesome & 5 Reasons to Have Rabies Instead of Babies. The hilarious pull-out poster about printers is included.

Condition:

Used, not abused; overall, very good; pages clean; spine & binding strong; may emit a smoke smell since the seller is a smoker.


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