FREE: New York Times Bestseller: "You Suck - A Love Story" by Christopher Moore

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"You Suck - A Love Story" by Christopher Moore.

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Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.
But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that REALLY sucks.

"A hilarious romp about young love and ill-fated predators who troll San Francisco looking for a few quarts of hemoglobin before dawn...a joy."
- Cleveland Plain Dealer

"A vampire comedy that's witty, bright, and funny."
- People

"As with [Moore's] best work, there's a fundamental sweetness beneath the antics."
- New York Times

"Fun, funny, and just a little bit gross-what more could anyone ask?"
- Rocky Mountain News

"The perfect companion for those who can't or don't sleep at night-no matter the reason...This is a laugh-a-page novel."
- USA Today