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"Bite Me - A Love Story" by Christopher Moore

Paperback, gently used, in excellent condition.

"The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, and my manga-haired love monkey stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public."

Whoa. And this is a 'love' story??

Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. But there IS everybody's favorite undead couple, Tommy and Jody, who've just escaped from imprisonment in a bronze statue. And now that they're out they've joined forces with Abby, her boyfriend Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, gay Goth guy Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. Really.

"[A] witty, wry, and wacky vampire love-story."
- Columbus Dispatch

"[Moore is] absurd, quite endearingly so, though the sweetness embedded in his stories never undercuts the funny."
- New York Daily News

"The thinking man's Dave Barry or the impatient man's Tom Robbins."
- The Onion

"If there's a funnier writer out there, step forward."
- Playboy