FREE: $1 (or wait??) Yards of Lace

The listing, $1 (or wait??) Yards of Lace has ended.

Want your item now??
You pay the shipping fee.
OR
I can provide FREE Shipping
the first week of September.

***** POP QUIZ!! *****
You must past this test before you can bid!

1. Are you 18?
a. Yes (proceed)
b. No (No Bidding)

2. Are you verified NOW? Not tomorrow or next Thursday... right this very minute?
a. Yes (Bid like a maniac!)
b. No (Still No Bidding)

Up for bid is 3 pieces of lace. It must have
been measured by someone like me :-)
Very pretty 'beige'. Prettier than the pics!
3/4 inches wide.

2 Pieces are 70 inches long. I don't know why
they did not add 2 inches to make it 6 feet or
2 yards. The last piece is 39 inches long to make up for it!

You get:
70 inches = 5 yrd 10 inches
70 inches = 5 yrd 10 inches
39 inches = 3 yrd 3 inches
Total:
179 inches = 13 yards and a lotta inches :-)

Please do not ask for shorter days. 3 is the
Lowest you can go and that is what I am
selecting.

Please do not ask for GIN as you have to
ask for 2000! AND pay my credits to do so!

Please do not ask me to put them on ebay.
If I wanted to be on ebay I would do so on
my own.

Please do not ask for Free Shipping
during the month. I have no brains
and spend all my money at the first
of the month. You know... bills, food
and Listia Credits :-) I CAN provide
free shipping if you can wait till Sept.

I WILL:
Combine shipping.
Send and PayPal invoice if you want one.
Ship on Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday.
(My health care worker mails for me and
it goes out the next day.)

I used to smoke (why I am disabled) and
I do have a dog. Don't tell her that... she
thinks she is human and owns me :-) It has
been in a baggie while it lived with me (the
lace ~ not the dog.)

Happy bidding and I really look forward to
meeting more new friends and chatting up
the ones I have already found here!!

Love to you ALL,
Patty & Peanut