FREE: Wise Cracking Parrot The PG Version

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This is walter the wise cracking parrot...while he's not the nicest bird on the block he isnt anything like his four letter word spewing cousin walter potty mouth...i actually thought i was buying the potty mouth cousin when bought walter pg14. i must admit i was a little disappionted with the insults but my humor is a little skewed and i have thick skin...pg14 walter says the following:

*you better stop taking those ugly pills--your making me sick (crackle bird noise laugh)

**i'm not here to entertain you. why dont you just go out and get a job? (crackle bird laugh noise)

***put me on your shoulder then maybe people will stop looking at your ugly face! (crackle x2 bird laugh noise)

****dont kiss me you may get chirppes...(squak crackle squak)

*****with a face like that i would rather be a parrot!! (squak squak squak)

and there you have it...walter...the pg14/family friendly version....depending on your family ...wise cracking parrot! chirpees is kinda funny....

tag indicates he was made in china and he is the "g" version! he is on about one inch of line or string that is attacked to a key chain holder.

he's 100% polycracker...i mean ester...he's 5" tall and 4" wide. push tummy for insults! tag also states due to the potential of walter being a "choking" hazzard, he should not be played with by those under the age of 14 years.

there you have it..happy 2 yrs listia and happy free shipping to walter's new companion!!

my dog is dying ...and i mean dying to eat walter...he's been planning the attack for a couple of days! lol

gracias!!