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FREE: Vintage (1995): "Habit Forming", Aircraft-safe, Ninja-style, *ULTRA* Clips - NIB

Vintage (1995): "Habit Forming", Aircraft-safe, Ninja-style, *ULTRA* Clips - NIB
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Description

The listing, Vintage (1995): "Habit Forming", Aircraft-safe, Ninja-style, *ULTRA* Clips - NIB has ended.

Until they're loose - they're un-losable! Then - they're re-usable!

Ninja clips are nearly invisible against charcoal briquettes, oxidized aluminum, gray papers, or pin-striped suits!

Faster than finding a stapler, more powerful than a rubber band, able to hold paper together in a single clip, and so disguised in a non-metallic gray patina, fight a never-ending battle for neatness, order and keeping things straight!

Great in aircraft "carry-on" - won't set-off metal detectors and delay flights!
Put order in your papers at the office, school, or home!
Chic applications to Gothic arts & crafts pieces, or a stunning jewelry project!
A great substitute tie-clip when you forgot yours on an impromptu job interview.
Flat iron broken? Just clip these on those pleats and let those babies hang over-night.
Obsessive compulsive? Put these on everything and keep everything in it's place!
Keep that name tag on your 1st day pre-schooler without the fear of puncture wounds from nasty metal pins! GREAT for diverting the attention of a "Screaming Yellow Zonkers" fanatic!
Millions of possible uses just waiting to be discovered!

You can't do without these!
And, they can't do ANYTHING without YOU!

They snap-off crisply with a particularly satisfying crunch whenever you need one! These are exceptionally easy to separate at the specially designed junctions where each clip unites with its frame, technically referred to as the "clip joint".

Simple and easy, always at your disposal!

Store in a 3-ring binder or they will fit nicely beside your piano in a standard file drawer or under the elephant in the map compartment of a Sherman tank.

Somebody out there NEEDS these...has just got to have them! Come and get 'em!

Disclaimers:
This auction is for one sheet, only.
(I used up the blue ones, shown only for size.)
All gray and include the two sizes shown on the same sheet (106/sheet).

* WARNING: Inedible - Not for human consumption*
Questions & Comments
Original
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While cleaning out my files, I just found three of these (different colors) that I will be putting up. I believe these are a true collectible. I would NEVER actually use these!
They are no longer made. And, it appears that the company lost its attempt for exclusive rights, registration, and branding.
Given the profit motive driving this kind of marketing, it seems very unlikely that these will ever be made again. So, this is IT!
17 years later - these are in their original package and in PERFECT condition!
If someone has the room (I don't), they are an investment well worth the bid.
Aug 11th, 2011 at 6:55:03 AM PDT by
Original
OMG! Laughed at the description! I'm saving these for me, lol =P
Aug 11th, 2011 at 10:16:00 AM PDT by
Original
Thanks, glad you found it amusing. I think the verbal hype of advertising is inherently funny and invites pushing it "over the top" -- and just maybe, over a cliff.
Aug 12th, 2011 at 5:11:54 AM PDT by
Original
fanned for your funnybone! lol
Aug 18th, 2011 at 12:35:43 AM PDT by
Original
when will you be putting the others up? I want them all lol
Aug 18th, 2011 at 6:13:29 AM PDT by

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