FREE: TURTLE / TORTOISE SEXY LOVE JOCKEY POND SCUM FLASHER FIGURINE

The listing, TURTLE / TORTOISE SEXY LOVE JOCKEY POND SCUM FLASHER FIGURINE has ended.

Selling Myself.... A Unique Turtle and Tortoise Inspired Old *****'s Club Reptile Figurine Pet Decor Accent Gift. Kicked out of the Pond for not Flushing or Properly Disposing of his Depends, and Slowly Chased out of the Scrub Woodlands for Several Unbreakable and Gross Compassion Lacking Memory Loss Associated Antisocial Compulsions, After he lost his last Poker and Chatroom Friends due to his new Solo Geriatic Ballet Impromptu Park Performances and a Continued Downward Spiraling Search for His True Repressed Past Life Self - One Step Away From Being a Self Proclaimed Criminal Lake & Stream Wetlands, Wildlife Corridor Flashing Public Nudity Advocate Sex Offender, Sadly he ended Up Here! Makes a Great Thinking of You Gift for that Naughty Someone Special who Really Deserves It... A Neat Office Desk Paperweight or a Fun Collection Addition.. He's About 6" Tall and 4" Wide and Created from Durable Composite Resin.