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BLACK CAT LIGHTER
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Description

The listing, BLACK CAT LIGHTER has ended.

Brand new black cat refillable butane lighter!!

this is a solid heavy metal with a glazed black finish cat shaped lighter that ignites when you pull the tail down and the flames come out of the cats mouth. the refillable port is in the cats butt(i swear i am not making this up folks, see the 3rd photo) it looks like somebody at the cat lighter factory is having fun!!
the winner of this auction will receive the lighter emptied of butane by myself to comply with usps mailing regulations and will have to fill it when they receive it. the lighter is functional(tested by me personally) and works very well as seen in the first photo:)

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good luck & happy bidding!!
Questions & Comments
Original
(Delivered in a stoner/surfer dude tone:)
Uh... That's like, an awesome lighter, Dude! Why you gettin' rid of it? Prolly cause you got like, a stock pile of those cool fancy pants stash lighters from me now, huh? Thats funny, cause now I like, kinda wanna bid on yur lighter and yull get yur credits right back. But I dunno, Man. Do I really want it? I mean, It's already bad luck when a black cat wants to hang out with ya, right? So, I'd think keeping this black fire breathing cat dragon in your pocket all the time is prolly way worse! Furshur ain't gonna be no good luck charm, dude. Maybe I should steer clear. Wuul, actually looks to me like it's got flameage coming out the top, not the front. What's the deal with that? Maybe it's more like hes just a little hot headed kitty. Like, I would be too, man. If I were a kitty that small, and like, people put me in their pocket all the time, and only took me out every once in a while to like, tug on my tail and stuff, that would like, totally ***** me off, Bruh! He's not bad luck, he's just a poor tiny kitty with a big temper from being picked on and misunderstood. If I had that flamin' feline, know what I'd do? I'd totally use it to like, light off some Black Cat Firecrackers, Man! Imagine, using it for it's exact purpose! It'd just be so damn literal! But you know, anyways... what was I saying? Oh like, yeah. Far out stuff. Well, catch ya on the flip side, yo. Peace, Bruh.
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Apr 27th, 2015 at 10:33:35 AM PDT by
Original
(Spoken in a valley girl tone) Oh my god, like that's so totally radical! I mean like, you know, like, when you like, totally like someone because they are like totally bitchen, and then they like totally like disappear, like they left the valley and even though they like we're like so bitchen and like totally radical and gave you a bunch of bitchen lighters, it like still left like a totally coolest dude ever shaped hole in your heart, which made you like a bummer to like be around and like who wants to like be like that! Like gag me with a spoon! Like no way. So like, I guess now the REAL fun like totally begins....STAY TUNED!!!
Apr 27th, 2015 at 7:22:49 PM PDT by
Original
Like OMG! I like laughed like so hard like, I like felt like a gagged maggot like on like a goat wagon!!! hahahaha......I just had to join this little party! F&W!
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Apr 30th, 2015 at 8:14:02 PM PDT by
Original
Oh, and uh... first bid!
+2
Apr 27th, 2015 at 10:39:13 AM PDT by
Original
HAHAHA! I have never read the word "like" so many times consecutively before in my life!.... So, I clicked like.
+2
Apr 28th, 2015 at 10:53:20 AM PDT by
Original
Lol you two have urned yourself a fan I laughed so hard I died. Hahaha
+2
Apr 30th, 2015 at 9:59:22 PM PDT by
Original
Just here to Read the Comments!
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May 5th, 2015 at 8:28:42 AM PDT by
Original
I tried teaching this fire-breathing trick to my cat, but it didn't really work. I could only get the flame to come back out of his butt.... At least the dog doesn't mess with him anymore. Kinda fun though, I put some beans in his food the other day and he started shooting around the neighborhood like a cute little purring kitty missile!...
He's a Rocket Cat! Burning up his fur out there alone!
...And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
. ...till he comes home again. Guess I can't blame him.
.
...or flame him, HA! BUH DUM CHSSSSH!
.
...Ugh! Now I have Elton John stuck in my head... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+2
May 6th, 2015 at 11:51:25 AM PDT by
Original
Too funny !
+2
May 9th, 2015 at 10:07:08 PM PDT by
Original
Lmao you gals and guys and black kitties !
+2
May 9th, 2015 at 10:12:07 PM PDT by
Original
And all is right in the world again!!!!!
Apr 27th, 2015 at 7:11:42 PM PDT by
Original
Like so did I! Great minds DO think aLIKE!
Apr 28th, 2015 at 1:31:09 PM PDT by
Original
Well CARM on EN and join us!!! Lol
Apr 30th, 2015 at 9:33:36 PM PDT by
Original
Thank you sir, that is very interesting??!!
Apr 30th, 2015 at 10:06:34 PM PDT by
Original
Comments, what comments? Lol
May 5th, 2015 at 1:05:34 PM PDT by
Original
Well there are considerably worse places Elton John could be stuck, am I right?? Besides your head I mean!! See its funny because Elton John could be stuck in your...oh never mind!! TOUGH CROWD TODAY!! A little to mucho feistia on the Synco de Mayo maybe??? Can U tell I have been learning Espanol?
May 6th, 2015 at 11:59:30 AM PDT by

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