The listing, Dark Angel/Guardian Demon - GOTH - Handpainted With Love has ended.
"HEY!" I heard the loud whisper somewhere near me at the yard sale where I was browsing. "HEY! Get me outta here!" I looked down and saw her, peering up at me from a box of cheesy mid-70s Christmas decor. A dusty angel of white ceramic. "QUICK!" she said, pointing to the geriatric woman ambling toward the box. "Before I'm stuck for another 30 years watching over a Nativity set on top of some granny's console TV!" Hurriedly, I picked her up and paid the 10 cents requested by the sticker on her butt. I took her home and she begged me to reveal her true colors. It turns out she was a demon who was mistakenly placed in a box of angels. At my home, she was painted with a devil-red robe and a bottle of booze. She's also ready to give someone a demonic teddy bear as a present. She said her name is Elana and that she's the angel you see when you're hugging the porcelain throne after too many shots of tequila. She is here for those of us who need a guardian angel who's a little darker than most. She's more than just a figurine; she also functions as a bell.