The listing, GNARLY-COOL BRONZE SHARK EARRINGS has ended.
Three, (because, if you're anything like me, you have stacks of single earrings, from losing one) bronze beautiful shark earrings.
respect and love these apex predators and please, please, please, don't touch, taste or patronage any restaurants who serve shark fin soup. the process of obtaining the fins is horrifically cruel and tens of thousands of sharks die slow, agonizing deaths for the sake of this delicacy.
bucket list #4 swim with, by holding the fin, of a beautiful great white shark. (but avoiding the more aggressive and frightening tiger and bull sharks.)
as independence day draws near, please remember to be aware and be there to comfort and console your terrified pets. i'll personally be on runaway dog patrol for a few nights.
and parents, you counted your baby's fingers and toes when they were born, right? my doctor ex-husband counted less in his er every july fourth holiday. as an animal rights activist and lover of children, i abhor this day. ers fill with children losing fingers and eyes, and shelters fill with petrified animal. and let's not forget the roads filled with drunken drivers. it's become more of a holiday of independence from common sense!
god bless you, god bless america. happy bidding.