FREE: 7 Fake / Costume Mustaches **PLEASE READ**

The listing, 7 Fake / Costume Mustaches **PLEASE READ** has ended.

On the lamb?
Need to hide from the cops?
Need to be in the witness protection program?
Want to flirt with the sexy stranger in front of your significant other?
Do you want to hide from the kids?
Or just want to go on some kind of spree with no negative consequences?

Then this disguise kit is just what you need!* It is GUARANTEED** to fool everyone!

The fine print:
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WARNING: NONE OF THE CLAIMS MADE IN THIS AUCTION ARE TRUE!

* "That was not intended to be a factual statement." To quote congressman XXXXXX when caught in a lie.)

** And by "GUARANTEED", I mean "ABSOLUTELY NOT GUARANTEED"!

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Free ::::::::::::::: US Free
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Exact Cost ::::: Everywhere Else
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