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Description

The listing, :) :) :o :D MONKEY flatulence***** SoAP :) :) :) has ended.

Go ahead and laugh!!! This is a gently scented soap that contains a fun fragrance called "MONKEY .... (starts with that bad word)". Listia wouldn't let me put that one word in the title, and I hope I don't get in trouble for having that word on my soap label. BUT, It sounded so fun, I decided just to name soap the same thing. It is actually a nice fragrance combination of bananas, kiwi fruit and mango, but I just had to add a few little monkey "you know what" bubbles in it for a little extra flair :).

This soap contains lots of good high end oils like olive, shea butter, and sweet almond oil. Each is about 4 oz each.
The packaging has a biblical blessing on the back: "Light shines on the godly and joy on those whose hearts are right." Psalm 97:11 It doesn't really have much to do with Monkey "you know what" but I thought it was a happy scripture and this soap always brings a smile to me. Approximately 4 oz each.

It sort've "cracks" me up that condoms are listed here on this site without a problem but heaven forbid if we mention a natural body function. I suppose I am OK if I call it by its medical name...."flatulence". Is that more acceptable?
Please disregard the web site listed on the package. I closed my shop a few months ago

Free shipping for all packages!! If you would like to add insurance, I can calculate insurance at the USPS website. I will accept paypal for additional shipping options.

***I will relist if I do not hear from the winner after 7 days. If your item is returned due to your address being incorrect or incomplete as listed Listia, I will not re-ship free of charge a 2nd tme. You will have the option of paying for shipping for the second attempt or forfeiting your credits.***

I have a smoke free pet friendly home (dogs). If you have a dog allergy, please do not bid.

Positive feedback is much appreciated and returned.

Thanks and happy bidding!!!

Questions & Comments

Love the description, lol. Too bad its more credits than I have. I'm still a newbie here. I'll be revisiting when I get some credits built up. Watching

Oct 15th, 2011 at 1:14:17 AM PDT by

It doesn't take long to build up credits if you start listing items up for auction. I recommend starting off with some smaller things until you start building up badges and good reputation. Good luck.

Oct 15th, 2011 at 4:28:59 AM PDT by

So funny, thanks for free shipping in Canada, i am a new fan!

Oct 12th, 2011 at 9:51:46 AM PDT by

Shipping to Canada isn't that much more expensive. And I have family there. So, how could I not ship free? :)

Oct 12th, 2011 at 7:51:38 PM PDT by

Great fun item and my grandsons would even love this for a Christmas present. All 4 under 10 years old.

Oct 13th, 2011 at 11:47:29 AM PDT by

This soap was one of my best sellers at arts and craft fairs. Most people were buying them as gifts for friends and relatives. I will be making another soap in the next few weeks that kids seem to like called Frog Pond soap. Just need to find the time :)

Oct 13th, 2011 at 12:18:01 PM PDT by

I am getting outbid for every one of your soaps. I would love some of that soap too. My grandsons need natural homemade with essential oils. They have scoriasis. I will just have to give up on all and bid it all on one. I am so happy your soap is getting so much attention and bids. GREAT AUCTIONS!

Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:16:18 AM PDT by

Thanks. I noticed that you have had some bad luck with the bidding.

Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:24:56 AM PDT by

THANK YOU. I am getting more stuff up soon. I Just had back surgery 2 weeks ago. Feeling better everyday. I have been looking at auctions and fanning people while I get some things together. Eddie

Oct 15th, 2011 at 4:58:52 AM PDT by

Back surgery sucks...unless it works. Hope yours did.

Oct 15th, 2011 at 5:16:59 PM PDT by

Rofl...wow.

Oct 15th, 2011 at 10:05:09 AM PDT by

Oct 15th, 2011 at 5:16:19 PM PDT by

Oh - and so with you on the oddness of the condoms listed. Yeah, I would much rather my teen saw THIS! Fanned!

Oct 15th, 2011 at 10:07:14 AM PDT by

Thanks for the fanning. Fanned ya back :)

Oct 15th, 2011 at 5:16:06 PM PDT by

:) :) :o :D MONKEY flatulence***** SoAP :) :) :) is in the Health & Beauty | Skincare, Bath & Body category