FREE: TWO VERY BEAUTIFUL AND "NOW" NECKLACES. PLUS ONE GIGANTIC LAUGH!

The listing, TWO VERY BEAUTIFUL AND "NOW" NECKLACES. PLUS ONE GIGANTIC LAUGH! has ended.

Picture of first necklace is a gorgeous, very lightweight, asymmetrical leaves bib. it's so adjustable, it'll fit nearly everyone, including toddler's. (i know, i sold one at our church salle and a tiny 3yo wore one i sold her for portraits)

pic 2 is a 30" "sweater necklace with a battery yet to be activated. it's purple with a little bit of green around the edges of her wings. these are very in right now.

if the points go above 250,000, i'll toss in a couple of swarovski crystal jewel pens. i've made a killing off these only here!

please, don't ask about a gin. i listed 7 separate auctions last night and tonight. i'll be darned (stomps foot) if listia is going to skim my points! (stomps other foot) if they want to give away points, let them use their own over-priced goods, not mine.

please, have a go at all seven of my listings, all free shipping, and feel free to ask any questions. i will ignore them, but feel free anyway. it amuses me.
yes! i'm kidding

now for the best and quite possibly the most impossible thing i've seen. meeet "frankinfish"

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=awb3aox_h4y

happy bidding, best of luck and god best you this week and always. remember, this is adopt an elephant week!