The listing, ATLAS CONDOM (4 Pack) "All the fun without the risk!" has ended.
Okay men (and women) by using one of these bad boys you will never hear those 2 dreaded words:
"Baby" "Daddy"
So trust me, you need these. Winner will get:
ATLAS STUDDED - Just the word 'studded' puts you in the mood.
ATLAS ULTRA THIN - Almost like nuttin' at all. Almost.
ATLAS COLORS - This one is yellow. I'm not into it. Makes your junk look a bit off-putting. I might suggest using it only in the dark. Or on a blind person like Helen Keller.
ATLAS ULTRA LUBED - Very helpful for manuvering in tight places.
EXPIRE in 2019 so don't use them all at once on the same person. Live a little.
Follow Listia rules because anarchy ain't good. You MUST HAVE A VERIFIED ADDRESS. I can't mind read (okay maybe a little when I'm all by myself) so verify your address within 7 days of the auction or I get to relist and you get nada! Hahahahahhaha!
Bid to win!
GIN if you're needing them now! Lucky Dog!