FREE: "Spideraxitive" to the Rescue! Creepy crawly magnet :-)

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It is said that everything in nature has a purpose. OK. Understandable.

But have you ever wondered what possible sort of ecological niche a great big, hairy, horrific spider could be filling? This 2" decorative magnet answers that perplexing, panic-provoking question. Their function on earth is is to be, by far, THE most effective home remedy for the occasional bout of bound up bowels. They're just here to help us, guys!

And they want you to appreciate them for that... so recognize! If not, one might have to crawl into your ear while you're sleeping, just to whisper it to you while your mind is more accommodating -- since they're already there laying eggs in your fertile brain.

Eew!!!!!

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