FREE: Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon (Parody book of Twilight)

The listing, Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon (Parody book of Twilight) has ended.

This book is pretty funny even if you aren't a Twilight fan! It has only been read once so it is in great shape with VERY little visable wear. Below I have posted all the text from the back cover (I tried taking a picture but it was very hard to make out all the words):

"About 3 things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Senond, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologiclly, & disreputably wished he had kissed me."

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up.
Pale & klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon, lokking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events--Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwartsaves her from a flying snowball!--Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her & transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficent parental guardianship, creepy stalkerlike behavior, & a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproaorious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.


***I usually ship on Thursdays & Fridays, but due to Thanksgiving Holidays it might be a couple of extra days before I could ship out. At the very latest this would be shipped out December 2nd, but at this point in time I am not expecting the delay to be that long.***

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