FREE: Leopard left his spots! 14 hand painted nails

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I was feeling pink today and a leopard stopped by , he rubbed on my nails and left his spots behind ! 14 pink nails with black leopard spots !

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I am extremly holosexual I love me some glitter and holographic stuff. No my nails are never perfect I am not in a bubble or the purest air with advance nail painting powers. Your nails painted by me will come from a big ass truck yeah that's right my husband drives a 18 wheeler and I'm a pretty passenger seat ornament. Ok but well I have decided to only ship on monday and Fridays , yeah I know you wonder why well that's our paydays and well we all know money talks to the postman I cannot pay him in fake nails. Next , if you cannot contact me with a problem of your shipment before you leave feedback do not bid we are human and humans make mistakes so think before you type! I try my hardest to ship out high quality nails but well I wish I was the sparkly nail fairy and could work a miracle. So girls and boys I flip these awesome works of art out sometimes rolling 75 mph down a bumpy ass interstate and they still look like a awesome ***** miracle. Yes worship me I'm awesome !

So your shipping you will get your awesome little plastic miracles in a hard plastic case with a nice long ass tracking number. I ship usps this others want my first born for payment. So with all that out there it seems you are awesome for reading this far happy listiaing!