FREE: New - The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes: 1,001+ Punny Jokes 2016!

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Brand New Book - The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes: 1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over...by Gordon Hideaki Nagai
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS

As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:

• A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.

• After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.

• Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.

• Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.

Books make great gifts!

Humor / Puns & Wordplay / Jokes & Riddles
Paperback: 208 pages
Publisher: Ulysses Press (May 10, 2016)
ISBN-13: 978-1612435565
List Price: List Price: $12.95

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