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The listing, :) :) :o :D MONKEY F@RTS**** SoAP :) :) :) has ended.

Go ahead and laugh!!! This is a gently scented soap that contains a fun fragrance called "MONKEY .... (starts with that bad word)". Listia wouldn't let me put that one word in the title, and I hope I don't get in trouble for having that word on my soap label. BUT, It sounded so fun, I decided just to name soap the same thing. It is actually a nice fragrance combination of bananas, kiwi fruit and mango, but I just had to add a few little monkey "you know what" bubbles in it for a little extra flair :).

This soap contains lots of good high end oils like olive, shea butter, and sweet almond oil. Each is about 4 oz each.
The packaging has a biblical blessing on the back: "Light shines on the godly and joy on those whose hearts are right." Psalm 97:11 It doesn't really have much to do with Monkey "you know what" but I thought it was a happy scripture and this soap always brings a smile to me. Approximately 4 oz each.

It sort've "cracks" me up that condoms are listed here on this site without a problem but heaven forbid if we mention a natural body function. I suppose I am OK if I call it by its medical name...."flatulence". Is that more acceptable?
Please disregard the web site listed on the package. I closed my shop a few months ago

Free shipping for all packages!! If you would like to add insurance, I can calculate insurance at the USPS website. I will accept paypal for additional shipping options.

***I will relist if I do not hear from the winner after 7 days. If your item is returned due to your address being incorrect or incomplete as listed Listia, I will not re-ship free of charge a 2nd tme. You will have the option of paying for shipping for the second attempt or forfeiting your credits.***

I have a smoke free pet friendly home (dogs). If you have a dog allergy, please do not bid.

Positive feedback is much appreciated and returned.

Thanks and happy bidding!!!

Questions & Comments

Can you list or pm me ingredients please? This looks great!

Dec 9th, 2011 at 2:16:11 PM PST by

Saponified oils of coconut, palm, soybean, olive, castor, shea butter, sweet almond oil; fragrance oil, body glitter, water, soap colorant

Dec 9th, 2011 at 4:03:00 PM PST by

I love Trishs soap products:) Thanks for offering them on Lista.

Dec 5th, 2011 at 10:45:42 AM PST by

Thanks Cathy :)

Dec 5th, 2011 at 12:05:16 PM PST by

Yeah, my husband and I were just commenting with wonder that they allow condoms on here the other day. I would think that would fall under the "sex toys" prohibited category, but apparently Listia has decided that it doesn't. I've had profanity warnings pop up on email messages that contained no profanity before, too. Not really sure to this day what set the filters off. I swear - the word "grass" didn't even appear there! Nor any flatulence. :) Ah! The quirks of Listia! But I love this site, anyway. :)

Dec 5th, 2011 at 2:05:29 PM PST by

Yup. I think it has to do with the concept that if it can be sold as a non food item in a grocery store, it is OK? There are a lot of non-food-items that I would rather not see, thank you very much :)

Dec 5th, 2011 at 6:22:57 PM PST by

Very cute.

Dec 8th, 2011 at 12:28:39 PM PST by

Thanks

Dec 8th, 2011 at 3:44:25 PM PST by

I think this is cool,had you considered "monkey pharts"?

Dec 8th, 2011 at 8:14:25 PM PST by

Actually, no, I hadn't, but I had thought of Monkey Flatulence. Another Listia friend of mine came of with this title and I liked it better.

Dec 9th, 2011 at 4:44:18 AM PST by

That's a god one too.

Dec 9th, 2011 at 6:21:07 AM PST by

Dec 9th, 2011 at 4:04:47 PM PST by

A friend of mine needs this

Dec 9th, 2011 at 12:18:38 PM PST by

Dec 9th, 2011 at 4:04:22 PM PST by

No methane? Lol

Dec 9th, 2011 at 4:15:09 PM PST by

Tooooo funny!

Dec 9th, 2011 at 5:35:56 PM PST by

There is no mango correct?

Dec 9th, 2011 at 7:41:58 PM PST by

No actual mango, only the scent of mango

Dec 9th, 2011 at 8:18:01 PM PST by

Okay, jw cause i wantd this as a gag gift for my mother, but shes allergic to mango..the scent wont affect her skin will it? im unsure..

Dec 9th, 2011 at 8:28:18 PM PST by

no actual mango product is in the soap. The fragrance does not contain mango either. It is a fragrance oil which don't contain actual plant products.

Dec 9th, 2011 at 9:23:35 PM PST by

This is really great.

Dec 10th, 2011 at 5:18:14 AM PST by

Thanks :)

Dec 10th, 2011 at 5:32:26 AM PST by

Condoms are a health care item. Even Walmart- as prudish as store as there is- sells them. When people think of them as just "sex toys," the danger is that people will not use them and risk terrible consequences like unwanted pregnancies and STDs. A lot of this attitude is caused by misinformation and religious intolerance of those wanting to have sex responsibly. It is sad to see in this day and age.
I do agree that the name of your item is quite innocuous, and that children usually have this in their vocabularies before starting school. Again, it is a forced prudishness in our country that makes words like this forbidden.
In actuality, though, it may cause more people to stop and take a look at your action, as "banned" words attract much more attention.
Good luck with your auction, but please reconsider your view of condoms as being just "sex toys." Do you consider a life jacket just another piece of clothing? Think about it. Lives are at stake.

Dec 10th, 2011 at 6:15:08 AM PST by

:) :) :o :D MONKEY F@RTS**** SoAP :) :) :) is in the Health & Beauty | Skincare, Bath & Body category