The listing, :) :) :o :D MONKEY F@RTS**** SoAP :) :) :) has ended.
Go ahead and laugh!!! This is a gently scented soap that contains a fun fragrance called "MONKEY .... (starts with that bad word)". Listia wouldn't let me put that one word in the title, and I hope I don't get in trouble for having that word on my soap label. BUT, It sounded so fun, I decided just to name soap the same thing. It is actually a nice fragrance combination of bananas, kiwi fruit and mango, but I just had to add a few little monkey "you know what" bubbles in it for a little extra flair :).
This soap contains lots of good high end oils like olive, shea butter, and sweet almond oil. Each is about 4 oz each.
The packaging has a biblical blessing on the back: "Light shines on the godly and joy on those whose hearts are right." Psalm 97:11 It doesn't really have much to do with Monkey "you know what" but I thought it was a happy scripture and this soap always brings a smile to me. Approximately 4 oz each.
It sort've "cracks" me up that condoms are listed here on this site without a problem but heaven forbid if we mention a natural body function. I suppose I am OK if I call it by its medical name...."flatulence". Is that more acceptable?
Please disregard the web site listed on the package. I closed my shop a few months ago
Free shipping for all packages!! If you would like to add insurance, I can calculate insurance at the USPS website. I will accept paypal for additional shipping options.
***I will relist if I do not hear from the winner after 7 days. If your item is returned due to your address being incorrect or incomplete as listed Listia, I will not re-ship free of charge a 2nd tme. You will have the option of paying for shipping for the second attempt or forfeiting your credits.***
I have a smoke free pet friendly home (dogs). If you have a dog allergy, please do not bid.
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Thanks and happy bidding!!!