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The listing, Tiered Beads/Findings Auction! Bid up & make me laugh! has ended.

Back of the closet auction - cleaning out my jewelry-making boxes!

Ok, kids, are you up for a challenge? First of all, the winner of this auction will receive the two packs of glass beads shown. These were purchased this summer at Hobby Lobby, but I bought way too many of them, and they're just sitting in my big bead box.

Now, for the fun part! Once the bidding gets over 500 points, I will throw in another jewelry-making goody, like some split rings, more glass beads, french hooks, stuff like that. And then for every 250 above that, I'll do it again! So at 500 I'll add more, then again at 750, then 1000, and so on. BUT, I will also throw in another goody for a laugh! Post your funny, clean jokes in the comments, and if you can make both me & my 9yo laugh, then I'll add to the lot! Remember, *clean* jokes, appropriate for a 3rd grader & his mom. Here's a hint - we love a good pun ;)

In the spirit of Listia, shipping's on me! Good luck friends!
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Bidders! All three so far have made me giggle, but the boy didn't get one of the jokes. So i'm adding 2 new goodies to the lot! Check out the new pic - a pair of 5 to 1 ends, and a small thing of wrapping wire.
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Jan 2nd, 2012 at 1:57:21 PM PST by
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Whats a pirate's favorite letter?
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Jan 2nd, 2012 at 5:05:53 PM PST by
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You think it'd be R but its really the C (sea)
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Jan 2nd, 2012 at 5:07:28 PM PST by
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My 3rd grader's favorite joke:

What is the laziest mountain?


Mount Ever-rest!
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Jan 2nd, 2012 at 7:19:42 PM PST by
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What a creative auction! Now I have to think hard to find a really funny clean JOKE for that smart youngun to get a kick out of! = ) Think I will ask hubby...Watching and bidding.
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Jan 3rd, 2012 at 2:45:50 AM PST by
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What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
Ferry tales!
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Jan 3rd, 2012 at 11:30:39 AM PST by
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines
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Jan 3rd, 2012 at 11:35:45 AM PST by
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What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
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Jan 3rd, 2012 at 11:37:09 AM PST by
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Dec 31st, 2011 at 3:39:07 PM PST by
Original
Here's a perfect kid friendly pun:::
A duck walks into a drug store & says "Gimme some Chapstick and put it on my bill"
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Jan 5th, 2012 at 6:41:28 AM PST by
Original
Fanned & watching & bidding. I like that you make it fun!
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Jan 4th, 2012 at 8:32:28 AM PST by
Original
nice auction fanned please fan back
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Jan 3rd, 2012 at 1:13:46 PM PST by
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Nice auction. love the Idea.
What do you call a Grizzley Bear without teeth?
Gummy bear.
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Jan 1st, 2012 at 1:17:06 PM PST by
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Nice auction!

Not really a pun, but here's a good one I heard the other day:
A man walks nervously into a field with a bull. He spies a farmer on the other side of the fence and asks, "Is this bull safe?"
The farmer replies, "He's as safe as can be; but I can't say the same for you."
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Dec 30th, 2011 at 10:37:58 PM PST by
Original
You guys got three grins out of him since yesterday, so check out the newest pic for three new additions to the auction. Again, good luck and keep 'em coming!
Jan 3rd, 2012 at 4:28:04 PM PST by
Original
That one made him LOL, so I had him pick out another small goodie in addition to the one I had planned next. See new pic!
Jan 5th, 2012 at 3:42:51 PM PST by
Original
My grandmothers favorite joke:

What has 4 wheels and flies?


A garbage truck!
Jan 5th, 2012 at 6:20:59 PM PST by
Original
:) See new pic!
Jan 6th, 2012 at 9:43:22 AM PST by
Original
Ok, it won't let me update this late, so see new pic here - I'm adding a cute silver-tone toggle clasp, and some clamshell covers. The pkg has been opened and some have been used, but most are there. http://www.flickr.com/photos/10719100@N02/6648060743/
Jan 6th, 2012 at 9:47:03 AM PST by
Original
What's the most musical bone?.....The Trom-Bone.....haha get it!!!!
Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:17:25 AM PST by
Original
Awesome! How about some gold-toned spacers? http://www.flickr.com/photos/10719100@N02/6648607647/
Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:41:13 AM PST by

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