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Description

The listing, Larry the LOBSTER He CAN be your PET has ended.

He's CUDDLY, SOFT, QUIET, OBEDIENT, NEVER MAKES A MESS OR PIDDLES IN THE HOUSE. He doesn't smell or stink, bite, jump on you or annoy your guests. Nor will he eat you out of house and home :)

He loves cute diamond studded collars and someone to rub his belly, back, claws and tail. He doesn't ,mind a leash and he can go with you anywhere........EVEN ON A PLANE and you don't have to pay for an extra seat :)

How can you resist those biiiiiiiig blaaaaaack eyyyyyyyes?

Questions & Comments

He's a BIG BOY :) He's already 24" tall but he won't get much bigger than that :D

Jan 25th, 2012 at 2:36:35 PM PST by

And if you get a pet get a real live living animal like a dog or a cat or a chicken but a stuffed animal that's kind of weird. Ok so don't bid on this it's not a real lobster it's a STUFFED ANIMAL ok

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 1:43:50 PM PST by

I have 2 cats thank you very much!!! One is 14 yrs old and the other is a stray that we took in :) Getting chickens in the spring and goats too I HOPE :)

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:38:38 PM PST by

Well if you get him trained let me know how you did it. See I have one here ,Lil Man, that won't share toys with Jazzie. I just can't get him trained. Maybe I could send Lil Man to you and you could train him.Have a great weekend. Tell Larry that I will be seeing him soon. {This too shall pass}

Feb 4th, 2012 at 12:34:08 PM PST by

You enjoy ur weekend :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 2:21:44 PM PST by

Where is Larry????

Feb 4th, 2012 at 11:56:51 AM PST by

He's in time out!!! Not sharing his toys w/ his buddy Barry! I'll have him trained well by the time he arrives :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 12:09:12 PM PST by

I am sorry and I know you won't forgive me but still I am truly truly truly sorry

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 6:22:10 PM PST by

But I WILL!! Forgiveness comes VERY easy to me bcz *I* make SO many mistakes myself :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 10:29:10 AM PST by

I did think about what I said earlier and I truly am sorry

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 6:01:03 PM PST by

OK :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 10:29:22 AM PST by

Sorry sorry sorry sorry & sorry sorry sorry & sorry

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 5:58:55 PM PST by

Yes :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 10:29:34 AM PST by

I bid up to my 212 but each time I was out bid I am sorry in fact I'm beating myself up on the inside over it. so sorry

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 5:56:55 PM PST by

hahahahahaha! YOU DO have a sense of humor :) Good to see :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 10:29:57 AM PST by

I am Sorry in fact I will bid 150 credits. On this to make it up to you

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 5:50:34 PM PST by

all is well :)

Feb 4th, 2012 at 10:30:11 AM PST by

Sorry it was nothing against you(seller) I just don't approve of this joke or what ever you think it is.

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 5:44:11 PM PST by

All is forgive :) Enjoyu a little laughter today!

Feb 4th, 2012 at 10:30:53 AM PST by

Nanabred- Don't let anyone take away your joy. Believe me "This too shall pass".

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:56:08 PM PST by

I do believe i do believe!!!

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 4:26:50 PM PST by

powertoanimals123512 Did you have a bad day today? I will pray for you to have better days. There is nothing wrong with having some fun, we are not hurting anyone. I have 2 babies, my dogs, I love them dearly and they happen to love stuffed animals and they don't chew them up. Come on, lighten up and have some fun,put a little humor in your life, your friends will like you better. You try to have a better evening and I will be praying for you. God Bless you sweetie!!!

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:54:16 PM PST by

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah what she said!!!! sniff sniff........:3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 4:25:51 PM PST by

Oh now for a funny what are you going to sell next a scooby-doo gram cracker snack and put that under pet supplies and say hay want a pet have scooby grams as your pets. I mean common

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 1:54:07 PM PST by

Perhaps I will :) Keep watching and you'll find out

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:35:08 PM PST by

And lastly I think what you put in the descrition is even more weird ok I mean common never piddles or annoys you or smells guess what that's part of having a real PET OK so stop hating on the animals with this idiot joke

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 1:50:10 PM PST by

GROW UP!

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:34:36 PM PST by

Omg this is so funny I mean come on a stuffed animal for a pet if you bid on this get a life with a REAL pet and also nanabred putting a stuffed animal under pet supplies is kind of weird mostly by saying it can by you pet I mean this so weird Ok

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 1:36:48 PM PST by

OK :) Got YOUR attention didn't it? hahahahaha :)

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:39:28 PM PST by

Dah!!! If I only had a brain. Where is Dorthy? I need to see The Wizard....

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 8:46:51 AM PST by

No worries :)

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 3:40:34 PM PST by

Got it.. Did you get mine?

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 7:16:38 AM PST by

PICTURE?

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 8:31:23 AM PST by

I received several e-mails from you but no picture of Barry. Maybe Barry deleted it before you sent it. He might be upset that you are thinking about giving him away........

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 7:03:27 AM PST by

It's NOT on Listia it's in your EMAIL :)

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 8:31:09 AM PST by

Well I'm not such a Duh after all. I figured out how to send you my e-mail and I sent it to you. I called Larry and asked him how to do it. LOL......

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:18:19 PM PST by

I hought I heard him shuffling those claws around earlier this morning! The click of his claws on the keyboard is quite unmistakable

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 6:55:43 AM PST by

How do I send you my e-mail? Dah!!! I am new to this.

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:13:19 PM PST by

Did ya get it?

Feb 3rd, 2012 at 6:55:56 AM PST by

A double adoption. I like it. Yes, I am going for it. Send a picture of Barry Banana. Oh,I am so excited. You just made my day.

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:24:04 PM PST by

gotta have your email address :)

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:38:07 PM PST by

Well keep up the humor. We will be best friends on Listia. Have a great evening and kiss Larry for me. Thanks...

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 3:17:23 PM PST by

He's off on a play date w/ Barry Banana. I can send you a pic. of him if you're interested in a double adoption so they won't be split up :) :)

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 3:38:19 PM PST by

Thanks. I just love people with humor.

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 12:19:12 PM PST by

Me tooooo :)

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 1:45:36 PM PST by

Ha! Ha! Ha! I am laughing so hard.I think that I already love Larry so I am hoping I can get him. I know he would just love it here. I will get his nails taken care of and also I will carry him when we go for walks. Thanks for the laughs,I enjoyed your sense of humor. Have a great day. ( I really do want Larry )

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 8:20:31 AM PST by

Thrilled to have him go to a good home where there's humor and joy :)

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 9:38:32 AM PST by

I would love him as my new pet. I love to go for walks. Does he? Are you sure he is housebroken? I have a Chihuahua and a Min-Pin. Does he like other animals? Yes I want him as my new pet. You can come visit him anytime..... Fanned you please fan back.

Feb 1st, 2012 at 5:35:08 PM PST by

He IS housebroken BUT as for walks.....he tends to hold you back if you enjoy a brisk pace. He actually prefers to be carried as he worries that his claws will get mussed. We have yet to find a vet or aquatics "nail" specialist that can repair the damage done when I take him to the park. He does seem to have a sense of entitlement and prefers not to interact w/ common housepets but I am sure given time he will fit right in. Plz send me updates on his progress as he goes through the period of adjustment. We will surely miss him but........he just couldn't tolerate my great grandson dragging him around by his tenticles any longer :(((

Feb 2nd, 2012 at 7:43:03 AM PST by

This is soooo cute. lol

Jan 30th, 2012 at 4:38:59 AM PST by

Welllll thanks a bunch :) Gotta have a little FUN sometimes :)
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Jan 30th, 2012 at 7:49:14 AM PST by

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