The listing, NEW! De-Stash! De-Clutter! De-Solve! Beauty Mystery Auction has ended.
De-Stash! ● De-Clutter! ● De-Solve! ~ Beauty Mystery!
In a desperate effort to reclaim my sanity, I am declaring a war on hoarding! Drawers, baskets, boxes full of makeup, perfume, bath and body stuff just staring at me! Mocking me! Ridiculing me!
It's the same questions. Day in-day out...
Who bought this?
(I dont remember. Okaaay. Me. Me. Dag-gum it ME!)
What are you going to do with me?
(Save you for a special day!)
Where are you going to put me? (Here)
When are you going to use me?
(Someday! I promise!)
Why did you buy me?
(Because you were sale! DUHHH!)
How much did you spend on me? (Too much!)
Everyday. They sit. They laugh! They judge!
Help me. Help you to help me.
I'm GIVING it away! No. I'm PAYING you to take it away! (Free shipping. My treat! With tracking! No really. I insist!)
Desperately Declaring to Destash-Declutter-Desolve!
The winner will receive AT LEAST FIVE NEW items!
GIN will delightfully receive extra!