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Queen of Everything Wine Glass
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Have you ever had One of those days?

You get a speeding ticket on your way to work. You try to flirt your way out by acting like a silly girl, giggling and pushing your arms together to show off your assets. Did the policeman let you off? No... no he did not. In fact he laughed hysterically as he walked back to his car. When he came back to give you the ticket, he had tears streaming down his face from laughing so hard. He took his phone out and asked you to do it again while he filmed it. You're so humiliated.

And now you're late for work, which makes your boss angry so he writes you up. And for some unknown reason, your boss was an even bigger jerk all day.

You go home, dreaming of a nice hot bubble bath with candles all around to help you relax. Ooh... that sounds so wonderful.

You walk in your house, kick off your shoes, but instead of blissful silence, you hear your children crying and your husband yelling those 3 little words to you from his recliner "What's for dinner?"

Don't freak out. Don't whack him, you need his income. And quite honestly, It's not all his fault. He just doesn't realize you're the queen of everything. You just need a way to show him.

Calmly and quietly walk over, take this glass out, pour in your favorite wine, turn to face that simpleton and scream with authority "SILENCE"
Show him the glass and loudly say "BOW TO THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING" then tell him what YOU want for dinner and when you expect it.

Now slip in your bath and relax. You've forever shown your family who's the queen of everything and who needs to be pampered.

Next hurdle is taking it to work and teaching that jerk of a boss, you're the queen of everything, and make him bow to you all day.

I use mine all the time, and don't let the fact, I'm now divorced and jobless deter you.
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Queen of Everything Wine Glass is in the Home & Garden | Kitchen category