FREE: My Magical Pinecone

The listing, My Magical Pinecone has ended.

I've decided to try something fun with this listing. (I know... quite different from all my other listings) ;)

This listing has alternate endings. (Well, alternate beginnings and middles too)

Because I think I now love giving quizzes, I'll post multiple choices and you choose which you think is true... if you're wrong, I'll be sssoooo disappointed.
BUT, I'll still let you bid on it. (I know... you're amazed how awesome I am to still let you bid even if you're wrong.,. It's true, I am amazing)

Here are your multiple choices. Choose which you think is true. Be sure to read all of them carefully before you choose your answer.

A. This is a magical pinecone that I picked off an apple tree in the desert near a humpback whale. (And I'm sure you can trust me... I can't be that delusional, can I?)

B. While selling books door to door, this mean man slammed the door in my face while calling me mean names. I reached down to grab a rock to throw at the door, but all I found was pinecones, so I stole one to auction off. That'll show him. The big jerk.

C. I was cleaning out my closet for the 1st time in 10 years and for some reason, that I can't figure out, this pinecone was in there in an expensive jewelry ring box. And I can't remember buying this obviously expensive pinecone, but it doesn't match my style so I'm auctioning it here.

D. I found this while visiting my friends cabin and thought it would be fun to post.

Chose which is true, A, B, C or D

(And if you chose A, B or C, you may be just as delusional as I am so I'm quite sure we could be good friends)

Shipping is free in USA. All other countries, shipping will be $12.00