FREE: 5 Novelty One Million Dollar Bills - BEER - faux currency; new, crisp

The listing, 5 Novelty One Million Dollar Bills - BEER - faux currency; new, crisp has ended.

A MUST-HAVE FOR BEER BUFFS, THIS MILLION DOLLAR BILL HAS PICTURES OF BEER BOTTLES, BEER CANS, BEER MUGS, PEANUTS AND MORE. ALSO SAYS, "OKTOBERFEST, GENUINE DRAFT, THIS BILL SERVES TO SALUTE THE GREATEST DRINK ON EARTH, DRINKING MONEY, CHEERS & IF ONE OF THE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL."

The winner receives 5 identical bills. 4-color printing on front and back. The image shows one bill's front and back views. Same size as actual currency.

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