The listing, 6 TUBES of NEW SUPERGLUE 3g each BEWARE OF GLUING FINGERS TOGETHER! has ended.
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for sale (6) tubes of 3 grams of cyanoacrylate glue. it is the primary ingredient of crazy glue. it holds plastic,wood,rubber,metal, leather, ceramic, ect together. be careful, it also glues fingers together and eye lids... don't ask how we know.
this auction is for one blister pack of 6 tubes. i will be tearing them to fit in a small box.
broken ceramics? dishes? plastics? wood? rubber? metal? even leather? how about your mother in law's mouth? that's right! this stuff works! want to keep the kids in bed! super glue them. want to make sure the remote stays on your arm chair? super glue it. i, my friend, am here to help!
everyone should have this at home, for those moments the accidents happen at the worst moments! sunday dinner guests and the vase just broke? dads pipe fell off the table? mom's figurines in the way of your soccer ball? super glue is here to help!
parents! please keep away from children. each tube holds 3g
you are not getting one tube!
you are not getting even two tubes!!
3 tubes will go quickly, your kids will mess one up, add another, & you know your wife will sneak one! we are adding another so you don't leave your wife! spanking kids is optional! that's all the fingers on your left hand and add two more on the next! (don't count thumbs!)
six tubes to carry you through life's mishaps! bid now, before the accident happens...
you know you will need it tomorrow, next thursday, or when you least expect it!
bid! i mean it, bid now!!! oops! you need it already!
(items may be removed from original cardboard packaging for easiest shipping in small box.)