Isn't it?! I'm just too fair skinned for it. Tried a self tanner.. ha! I was almost the same color as the dress, so figured I'd just list it and get it the love that it deserves.
Even though it is Free Size, can you just measure its Bust Area, while its lying Flat, measuring from 1 Armpit Seam to the Other, along the area where the Breasts would typically be?