FREE: L@@K 15 WEIRD GREETING CARDS

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WHAT??? These came from a CHURCH Rummage Sale, is a box under some nicer cards a little less strange. There are ten with envelopes, five without. All are funny if you have a "unique" sense of humor. I will go through some of the lesser "unique, but funny" ones. The eyeball in the first picture says "Why kissing with eyes closed is favored by 87 percent of those surveyed". The next one with the lady tied to the chair says "Guess what? I've found this great new diet that realloy works! So what's new with you?" The next one with direction signs at night says "Sometimes you just don't know where you're going". Nowhere is on the left sign and somewhere is on the right. Inside says "Congratulations on going somewhere". The bullseye says "in the long run, we only hit what we aim at (thoreau). Blank inside. The next one is a rather not-so-great reminder that it's time for your yearly mammogram. The man in the doghouse says "He was an animal". Inside says, "Lucky for him she was an animal lover. Happy Anniversary". Next are two puppies saying "I lick you. I mean I LIKE you! Inside. "Okay Both". Then, there's old Snoopy asking an Irish riddle. "What do you call those small green buildings inhabited by Irish wee folk?" Inside it says "Lepricondos. Happy St. Patrick's Day'. Next in the pyramid card, outside says "Great News from the world of science! They discovered a hidden chamber in the food pyramid . . . And it's full of cake and ice cream!" Next: "You've been a pretty great wife." Inside says: "To be honest, I thought there's de a lot more cake baking and nude housework. Nut overall, still pretty great!" The preceding ten have envelopes. There are five cards that are without envelopes. I will leave these up to your imagination! Sent first class, no tracking.