1st one says: Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive. 2nd one says: I can't remember whether I left the seat up on the toilet last night.
I think I got other ones from u before. loved them.. Just 1 suggestion.. wrap them in plastic first before placing in envelope cuz last time they got a lil wet. did not do a lot of damage but just a suggestion plzzzz.