FREE: FUNNY: TV Remote Control Pair for Man & Woman *Descretion Advised* Too funny . . .

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AWESOME! Two remote controls: Control-a-Man & Control-a-Woman (ya, like anyone can)!

These appear to be remote controls with actual push-buttons, a fack battery compartment in the back and an infrared laser dot on the top . . . but FAUX they are. I will leave you to read the photos because there is just WAY too many funny buttons to push, I won't list them all here.

But, really . . . would a man every thing he could just push a button and his woman would 'hurry up?' Believe me, I tried the 'stop *****' button on my ex, but it just didn't work. hee hee . . . . .

These were a gift to me last Christmas and have not been used. Well, they just don't work, period. They are essentially new and come to you clean from a non-smoking pet-free home . . . with free shipping in the US, of course!


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