It says: 1. Location, Location,location. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. They won't be found dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shopes, or switzerland. check the czech republic. 2. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin He's a vampire. 3. No matter how tempting it might be, do not accidentally acquire a paper cut and suggest your vampire kiss your finger to make it better. What you offer as a snack, he might take for a four-course meal. 4. From here on out, play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk show circuit and whatever you do, dont offer him your heart. 5. and most of all, remember-being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
Please dont ask about the other two right now until i find out what my doctor says about my hand and arm tomorrow. lol that was alot of typing for 7 fingers lol my arm is numb and i servered a nerve lol