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The listing, *31 New & Unused Greeting Cards For Various Occasions - Envelopes Not Included! has ended.

This auction is for 31 new & unused greeting cards for various occasions.

Included is one each of the following:
(Greeting cards are in the order of the photos above.)

Birthday - Outside says nothing, inside says "Your birhday suit could use an ironing."

Birthday - Outside says "Darn, another year older..", inside says "...another year less likely to get adopted by Brad Pitt. Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "Live life like there's no tomorrow.", inside says "Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "Birthday card for dummies", inside says "1. Smile. 2. Thank sender. 3. Show to others. 4. Throw in trash."

Birthday - Outside says "A birthday poem" "Lots of cards were signed and senty, Lots of years have come and wenty, So let's just say....", inside says "..."Happy Plenty!""

Birthday - Outside says "Originality" "Dare to be different!" "...just not creepy-different.", inside says "Happy birthday to someone who's definitely good-different!"

Birthday - Outside says "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.", inside says "Here's to never growing up! Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "For a great boss for all you do around here, you deserve a huge trip to an exotic land.", inside says "Unfortunately, a huge happy birthday is all the budget will allow. (Have a Great Day!)"

Birthday - Outside says "On one hand, your birthday makes me want to get all sentimental and say how great you are.", inside says "On the other hand, it makes me want to eat cake. (I'll go with option two!) Here's to you on your birthday!"

Birthday - Outside says "Levels of stress" "Ants in his pants" "Boars in his drawers" "Yaks in his slacks" "A moose in his caboose", inside says "Getting older is a pain in the rear! Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "To my friend have a great birthday or I'll get cranky!", inside says "And you know you don't want to make me cranky! Happy Birthday"

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Birthday - Outside says "Have a Birthday.", inside says "Where cake is involved, the "Happy" is implied."

Birthday - Outside says "Remember when we used to shake our groove-things?", inside says "Now they just sort of shake all on their own. Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "Have a Happy Birthday...", inside says "...but don't do anything I wouldn't do."

Birthday - Outside says "Wealth" "You can't take it with you.. but you can make darned sure some idiot relative doesn't get it when you're gone.", inside says "Live long and prosper. Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "I wanted to buy you an extravagant birthday present, but I'm too deep in dept...", inside says "...and I'm still waiting for my government bailout. Happy Birthday"

Birthday - Outside says "You're at that age where the #1 thing on your "to do" list...", inside says "...is to make your "bucket list." Happy Birthday!"

Oct 1st, 2012 at 7:03:28 PM PDT by

Birthday - Outside says "Tweet, Tweet" "Happy Birthday!", inside says "I figures this kind of birthday tweet had a much better chance of reaching someone your age."

Birthday - Outside says "You just continue to look younger year after year.", inside says "And, frankly, that's getting old! Happy Birthday"

Belated Birthday - Outside says "Recently, I had the most incredible experience. A small, saucer shaped spaceship landed in the street just ahead of me. Four six-legged, two-headed creatures dropped through a hatch and floated toward me. They said "Follow us", and led me to their ship, which then flew me to planet Xonko. There, I was subjected to intensive experiments which I won't get into here. When the Zonkans were satisfied they had learned enough about human beings and earth, they thanked me and flew me home. I just got back today.", inside says "And all this time, I bet you thought I had forgotten your birthday."

Thank You - Outside says "Thanks to the millionth jillionth power!", inside says "The bigger the niceness, the bigger the "thank you.""

Accomplishment - Outside says "Accomplishment" "The reward for doing something well is having done it...and shouting "in your face!" to everyone who said it couldn't be done.", inside says "Congratulations!"

Oct 1st, 2012 at 7:04:24 PM PDT by

Retirement - Outside says "retirement means: no more bosses no more deadlines no more memos no more to-do lists no more alarm clocks", inside says "think you can handle that? happy retirement"

Support - Outside says "Lean Me", inside says "You can always lean on me"

Get Well - Outside says "Hooonk!", inside says "Being sick blows! Get Well Soon"

Wedding - Outside says "Congratulations! Have a long honeymoon.", Inside says "Like over 50 years!"

Cheer - Outside says "Closed. No fortune today.", Inside says "Cheer up... good fortune will return someday."

Good Luck - Outside says "Good Luck!", inside says "And if there's anything I can do to cash in on your success, don't hesitate to call."

Marriage - Outside says "Your marriage keeps getting better and better.", inside says "Do you realize the pressure you're putting on the rest of us?"

Job - See photo 31 for outside options. Inside says "I'm sure you'll: o relish your new position. o put together an impressive resume. o find a new job soon.

Oct 1st, 2012 at 7:04:57 PM PDT by

Anniversary - Outside says "You + Me = Forever Love", inside says "If only balancing our checkbook were so simple. Happy Anniversary"

31 greeting cards in all for various occasions.

Envelopes aren't included with the cards. However, Walmart does sell boxes of greeting card envelopes for around $5.00 for 50!

As a reminder, the greeting card list also follows the order of the photos in the photo area above.

FREE shipping in the US.

Sorry, no international shipping.

Questions are welcome.

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Oct 1st, 2012 at 7:05:48 PM PDT by

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