FREE: Ace of spades bottle opener

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copied this off a web site thought it was interesting,had to change a few words and omit some,but it works for me.
neat item,but cans are for me,so I don't need it.

The Ace of Spades Casino Bottle Opener ($10) is a stainless steel card type object. It has a big hole in the middle. You can probably open bottled drinks with the dang thing. Use it to practice card throwing, preferably at the head of someone you despise. Teach children the importance of getting hammered while looking awesome as you whip the Ace of Spades out of your leather jacket, pop open like fifty beers, and proceed to drink the heck out of them. Teach children the importance of dialing 911 for emergency stomach pumping. Where was I? Oh yes, the Ace of Spades bottle opener: because regular bottle openers are for wimps.