The listing, SECRET AUCTION! Well....sort of.... has ended.
This is a secret auction....sort of!
Pssssst.....don't tell anyone about this. It's a secret! Ok?
This is the world's finest monster diamond. Sort of. It's about 40,000,000 carats. Sort of. It's worth billions and trillions of Monopoly money. Sort of. AND...AND....AND...YOU can own it for only a few credits. Well.....sort of! I'm hoping it's more than a few.
Now...here's the secret! It's really a cool crystal paperweight. Picture this on YOUR desk, busily holding down papers. It's almost 2" in diameter, and about 1 1/8" high. It has a good weight to it.
It has a bit of light surface scuffing, but no chips or cracks.
So.....BID, BID, BID, and BID some more. Baby needs a new pair of shoes!